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smokesigns: 100% authentic Nathaniel Walcott signature hahaha oh my god this was the most hilarious thing ever.
guys flippin heck i found my old art books from the start of high school and i can’t stop laughing! i mean look at this thing i dont even i that hair??? IS THAT A FOOT I DONT EVEN?!? oh and should i do redraw of this?
I found these little reaction drawings i did of myself in class recentlywhat the hell I’m not actually cute in real life what is this shit
WHAT IS THIS SHIT, THIS AIN'T NO WOMAN IN BLACK.
agunnwithablog: Every time Honor is said in Avatar the Last Airbender
the-gasoline-station: America 1968 2015TIME’s Baltimore Cover With Aspiring Photographer Devin AllenSource: TIME Sorry gotta b real for a sec…..when the Fuck is this shit gonna stop? For real like chill out and smoke, Fuck, scream, yell….
Superman is using Kryptonite Superman is using Kryptonite.To regain his powersSUPERMAN IS USING FUCKING KRYPTONITE TO REGAIN HIS POWERSFUCKING KRYPTONITE THAT COULD KILL HIM AND IT’S WORKING NOW HE IS A RADIO, A FUCKING RADIO. AND THE KRYPTONITE
THE FUCK IS THIS ANTI-LAY TUMBLR?
Has anybody else’s throat been hurting but that’s it? Mines been sore for like 5 days but no other side effects. I gotta sing 3.5 hours at a gig in a few days! What’s this shit son?
Well apparently today is the day everything and everyone is against me, fuck this shit tbh
who tf is this?
granddaddylongdick: bando–grand-scamyon: poshbabyspice: demho3zhatinq: fckwithtony: Hold tf up this shit is 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 Littttttt I think about this a lot the goofy lil boy in the background kills me every time lol this my shit
Witchcraft Works is my shit. Everyone needs to read this shit. Real shit. Get on your jobs people.
fandomsandfeminism: nentindo: kidshade: ediebrit: IM FUCKING SCREAMING IM IN FUCKING STITCHES the only thing funnier than this video are the comments on it #beautiful fucking evil ass women, having standards and shit, fucking bitches
ak4d7: triple6christgang: “Gomez holding hands with Wale taking a walk, could it be? rofl bruh this is post of the year this is on my list of funniest shit of all time.
Is this supposed to be art? what is this shit? is he demonstrating a water-proof cell phone case? the fact that modern technology is disposable in the raw face of nature? or did a dumb cocksucker just take a picture of himself dipping an Iphone in water
mrnathandrake: Nathan Drake in Uncharted 4: A Thief’s End goddamnit facially he looks like liam neeson in darkman im not comfortable with this. why is nate covered in muscle. why does he look like a space marine now. what is this shit.
fornaxed: cutevictim: I wish platonic bdsm was more of a thing. I want really good friends who will sometimes spit in my mouth and slap me and tell me I’m a filthy little piggy. this is why aliens pass us by
My spotify playlist is all fucked up. I need a sonic enema. what the fuck even is this. im looking at my playlists and it’s a fucking abomination. why do I even pay for this shit. so i can listen to bullshit. fucking hate spotify.
It is during finals week that I just kind of want to burn all my stuff and scream “fuck this shit! Ima be a stripper!” ….and then I remember that I have neither the body or confidence for that. :(
awonderfulidiot:lususlayer: xhonk: thebloggerbloggerfun:A friend of mine just posted this on facebook. The Junior’s section. This shit is being advertised and romanticized to young, impressionable, girls. I have had it with this book. No NO
33v0: 33v0: what is it about capybaras that attracts groups of small animals to them? Its not just mammals either its like birds and turtles and frogs too look at this shit They radiate peace
jessalrynn: thefingerfuckingfemalefury: samdirector24: thefingerfuckingfemalefury: @ayellowbirds what is this creacher what cryptid is this O.O Tis a babey a smol! Cat-e-graph?
pinupbanana: sensuwal: turnupforjesus: howboutno: annaomgz: salon: Tamara Holder could hardly get a word in as McInnes mansplained at her about marriage and happiness This is a joke, right? The fuck is this shit? Who the fuck allowed this man
aspidosecalis: dialupmodem: tallerantleft: wondrousworld: So my roommate (girl) bought this vodka?? and me (guy) and my other roommate (guy) poured a glass and have just been staring at it for a good 10 minutes idk what is this glitter fuckery I don’t
emasturbating: i already know how unpopular i am on this website i dont need a graph to tell me thanks
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at this point i don’t think people are complaining at the animation as much as they are just laughing or crying hysterically over it.
musingsofanawkwardblackgirl:kushandwizdom: kushandwizdom: susiethemoderator:better-than-kanye-bitchh:None of this shit is funny. All of this is self hate. All of this is dehumanizing. All of this is foolish ignorance. This is not only disgusting, but
missesprettyp: prettyboyshyflizzy: 😨 😂 How is this shit even funny though… The cell phone number thing woulda killed me, this is the only cell number I’ve ever had.
woodmeat: imsoshive: Cocaine is this nigga’s reverse kryptonite. It makes him stronger/better lol nigga like the dmx version of benjamin buttons
kingjaffejoffer: karenhealey: lukshiznits: when you’ll stop at nothing to pass the bechdel test WHAT IS THIS FROM THIS IS AMAZING My life is better as a result of having witnessed this
hennythingspossible: lebritanyarmor: tamaraaal0vee: grandpaq: bodeinebraaazy: juelzsantanabandana: OH SHIT THE HOTTEST MUSIC VIDEO OF THE YEAR. 2018 IS SAVED !!!!!! 😭 this shit slick bumping tho Deluuuuuxe ! 😂🔥 Fireeeee 😂 i’m
toastoat: my cousin’s cat looks unreal like what is this shit. Who authorized this
MY ROOMATE IS SITTING HER JUST STRAIGHT UP EATING A CARROT FOR LUNCH. I DON’T UNDERSTAND.
underthevastblueseas: At up to 36ft in length, the oarfish is the largest bony fish known to science and is thought to be responsible for many sea serpent legends. Although it lives in tropical and temperate waters worldwide, the oarfish is rarely caught
arvata:freaky-pixie:kairibloodheart:gwaindrifter:You know everyone is clamoring for Disney to go back to 2D animation, but what about Dreamworks?I mean This shit was beautiful. Every big animation studio needs to be doing 2D AND 3D animation Every
blackwinemom: thisguypotts: 11-11-1992: boystop: juniousuniverse: jahnee365: Bruh dropped the stick and kept it pimpin with one like I aint never seen before. 👏👏 this shit was hard. Dope! go the fuck off! Dope as fuck His name is Malik
mindlessswagg143: YOOO I KNOW IM NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO REMEMBERS THIS SHIT. I JUST FORGOT THE NAME OF THE SHOW AND WHERE ITS FROM
bishopmyles: africanaquarian: michiko-malandro: methplant: set it on fire this shit is soooo fuckin nasty omg! there’s an old white man who eats at a shop i like downtown with one long piece of matted hair just like this yuck Looks like a turd.
xenosagaepisodeone: prismgate: zezephry: cryptidsuccubus: someone posted this on my fucking facebook feed and it’s the wrongest shit i’ve ever seen banana bread at the bottom?? get the FUCK out of here i can’t even process this bc it’s so
The only reason I even watch True Blood anymore is for Eric, Pam, and Lafayette. Fuck this shit otherwise. Oh and Jessica too.
warhol-kid: “plant blog”, “a wild plant blog appeared”, “you’re plantastic”, “(18)+”, “masturbation tips”?????!! what is this shit!? stop self promoting on every post you see with this garbage. stop being lazy and if you want followers
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME WITH THIS SHIT
Like. I literally wanna go. I don’t wanna do this anymore. God, it just gets worse and worse. Just when I think the worst is over, this shit comes completely left field.
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why. won’t. this. shit. work.
You looking at her fruit?: So here it is.This is my story.Allright.let me give you a hint to...
Envy is my Cardinal Sin of Choice
noibatitty: freeiwatobiswimm: Rin speaking English!!! Haruka trying to understand! Omg XD now we all knows someday, Rin can speak to us! O//.///o THIS IS SO FUCKINGG SURREAL LISTENING TO AUSTRALIAN ACCENTS IN ANIME WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT IM HAVIG
I don’t know why I do it to myself. I got rid of them all for a reason, but I can’t seem to stop myself from checking up on them. I don’t know why, because all it brings me is anger, frustration and just upsets me to the extreme. But
effyeahrats: This is my little shaggy rat! Her name is Marijuana! Love it!! I hope you like the photo! That’s a Guinea Pig, not a rat, and I REALLY hope that isn’t pine or cedar bedding.
Is this the worst costume for Zatanna ever?
I’ve been vividly remembering a sex dream I had last night all day. Usually I can’t remember m dreams at all, and this one made me feel really.. I don’t even know. A very uncomfortable mood. Nothing like having a sex dream about a kid
tyrathecreator: sorry ladies, but having the new forest down your pants ain’t cute Sorry, I happen to think it’s plenty cute. What ain’t cute is your attitude towards bodies other than your own.
So hot and humid in my house atm that any paper I draw on gets damaged from just sitting there and I can forget about erasing stuff. Old art dump. Yeah I’m still finding this shit. 1st is a random zombie thing. The second one was the true form
dogtit: i dont have an excuse this time i just like things in pairs
urlocalgordita: hvrmosa: Why is this shit so funny 😂💀 mood lmao
ghostchibi: I’m still laughing about this pic of FemShep I MEAN SERIOUS LOOK AT IT THIS IS THE BEST PICTURE OF HER EVER I’M NOT EVEN SURE WHY I LIKE IT SO MUCH